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Hate to break this to ya Colin, but its nothing new...Back in the early 90s Mary Kay Laturno (sp?) had a full on relationship with one of her 14 year old students in the Seattle area. Her defense was that they were "truely in love". I believe she spent several months in prison, where she served time while the fruits of their love developed. She gave birth shortly before or after getting out of the slammer, not quite sure. I wonder what that baby is like now.. and the kid/father.

Posted by dack at July 1, 2004 11:00 AM

Colin, Dack is right: you're a decade late on this news break. The real story is how younger men/older women couples are so in right now. You have your Kutchers and your Moores, but now you can add a Sorvino to that list. A few days ago, 36-year-old Mira Sorvino married a 22-year-old actor. It's a trend. Gotta cut this comment short, I just got a call from Linda Evans.

Posted by rok at July 1, 2004 11:28 AM

Her husband is the most embarassed man in the world right now.
http://mjmorningshow.com/timages/photo/WFLZ-FM_25431_1.jpg

Posted by Greg at July 1, 2004 11:36 AM

Id a let her fuck my teenage ass in an instant.
Dont lie, you would too, and havin my cousin drive at the same time...Id a been a legend.
Shes is a little too white, but you can see under that baggy sweater- S.U.P.E.R. F.R.E.A.K.

Posted by enb at July 1, 2004 02:36 PM

...I know youre all on board...
but linda evans?
'cmon rok, Linda Evans?
-heh-
also, this story would of been more remarkable if there was some sort of murder involved. But no blood, just smut. Behold, FOX at its finest.

Posted by enb at July 1, 2004 02:45 PM

Hey ENB, I said that Linda Evans was knocking. I didn't say I was letting her in. I just like the attention.

Posted by rok at July 1, 2004 02:56 PM

DOOD...but Laturno never posed for Car mags...I remeber that case...but I just sorta remeber her being a lil on the "meh" side of things....this girl has got to wilt the knees of her entire home room...this kids hittin' it and he decides tells his mom, I dunno, maybe she a psycho or something and scared the shit out of him....pulled a little chicken-blood-on-the-tits-type scene like Lisa Bonet in that crap movie Angel Hart...point is, can you imagine that conversation over meatloaf at the dinner table with mom about how he's been putting in for extra credit?? nutty...

....but it's good to know you fools are actually reading this bullshit... :P

Posted by colin at July 1, 2004 04:49 PM

Rok. When Ice Cube said, whos the mack? in 1990, I now know who he was talkin about, and thats 14 years ago this summer- playa since Linda Evans was still doin cosmo covers.

Im bettin parents could smell that teacher at the dinner table.
I said SOOOOO-PAAAH-FREEEEAK.

Posted by enb at July 1, 2004 05:23 PM

LOL @ teacher @ the dinner table....that's just taking to the next level of the game...snap

Posted by colin at July 1, 2004 10:13 PM

guys, i know this is all a big joke, and i understand the perspecitive, but can't we put some levity in this? outside of it being a fantasy, it is still WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. if this were the other way around--older man, teenage girl, we'd certainly be using the rape word a bit more easily...sorry, but jailbait is still jailbait, regardless of whether it is a young guy or a young girl. i'm glad they are enforcing this shit equally....

Posted by x chromosome at July 4, 2004 11:56 AM

I think Mary Kay should still be in jail because of the stuff she did to her student.

Posted by Melissa A. at August 4, 2004 10:55 PM