dood. flies eat shit and lay eggs on cadavers. they are attracted to a chemical called putracine which is the smell of dead things.

um, jeffro goldblum???

lovely.

You saying you ain't attracted to the smell of dead things? dood, you're a carnivore. you're drawn to the smell of BBQ like sharks to chum. you get drunk off bacon like G.W. gets drunk off power. you eat the dead every day. just because flies prefer carpaccio to carbonara doesn't give you the right to look down on them.

Flies only eat shit cause they're poor. Like Kenny. Given the choice they'd much rather eat bacon-wrapped filet mignon.

oooh, putracine - now there's a name for a punk band.

dead pigs smell delicious.

there is also cadaverine. forgot about that one.

and, if you type in "putracine" into google now. the number 2 site listed is comecorrect.

...HELLO RESUME!!!