KC, I’m glad you got around to posting this, because now I can share my explanation and enlighten all of comecorrect’s fine readers, on behalf of my peoples...

Regarding the alcohol thing - it's well-known that Eastern Europeans can drink anyone else on earth under the table. Don’t believe me? Witness the fact that the drunkest man ever (who was still alive) was Latvian (same as my boyfriend, yikes). Doctors said he had enough alcohol in his blood to kill two people. Motherfucker blew a 7.22 on a breathalyzer. 7.22! But he wasn't dead. He wasn’t even passed out - in fact, he walked his own ass into the emergency room, and was chit-chatting with the nurses. Apparently he started drinking that day because his wife left him. His wife left him because he drank too much. I love that story. But I digress.

Point being that the regular alcohol at the store or the bar just isn't strong enough to get these fine Poles fucked up, so they're resorting to the lab. As a BTx crackhead, you really have to admire their determination to get fucked up.

About the poo thing, hey - they're in the business of conserving nature, right? (see the guy's signature line). And poo is nature, right? Saving poo = conserving nature. They just doin' they jobs, mang.

So, what have we learned here today? Polish people may get wasted at work, but they still get the job done. God bless 'em. Now I'm gonna go have me an ethanol-tini.

i didn't know Fred was Latvian.

oh shit.....

well, besides wine, the french drink shit, so at least the rest of europe has something on them. everything has extra sugar or is a liqueur. it's like a whole country with the drinking habits of teenage girls.