pass the brownies plzthnx

Oh c'mon, Jeffro. Where was your moral outrage when they came out with "blow" pops? And do you really think Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was about a boy and his grandpa? Shuh! You'd be seeing oompa loompas, too, if you got the chocolate bar with the gold ticket inside, namsayin?

Any child of the 70s was raised on drug imagery. But look how healthy we all turned out! Gimme one of those brownies, C.

"We're very surprised that W.A.T.C.H mentioned Imperial Toy on the list. We're only one of 30 other companies that imports and distributes the Yo yos," said Peter Tiger, the company's executive vice president and chief financial officer.

He may be a corporate dingdong but come on, his name is Peter Tiger. I'd kill for a name that cool. The name being infinitely cooler than this shit...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html

There's actually a guy I work with named Steve McCool. Top that.

uhh...Jess...I don't *really* think "heathly" would be the proper word to describe how we turned out....fun, yes...interesting, yes....semi-combustible, maybe....healthy, pass

whachoo sayin, colin? i turned out completely healthy and i had no t.v. other than abc (yay 8 is enough) until the advent of the satellite dish, yo. falling down in a urine soaked alley after drinking too much absinthe in barcelona while trying to barter the price of getting into a titty bar aside...i'm quite healthy. mature. and totally appropriate. just like the rest of you.