Jeffro!!!!
Please, don't delay; get your Hurricane Francis crap memorabilia before it's completely worthless!!!! Never underestimate a huckster to make a quick buck off of, well, anything. (I would have like to seen what these guys would have pulled out had the whole Heaven's Gate thing happened more in the era of eBay....think commemorative apple sauce jars.) Some bastard is even selling a shingle from his house...I mean, forgive my rudeness, but shouldn't you be fighting on the phone with some disenfranchised chain-smoking FEMA representative instead of trying to hock a shingle off of your house? Man, I try, really I do, but I just don't get Florida..like in general....and coming from a guy who grew up 4 blocks from Arkansas, that's saying a lot...
Eastern Philosophy:
Strong oak tree stand tough and rigid against wind; strong wind snaps tough oak tree in half.
Soft plant bend and sway in wind; strong wind cannot harm soft plant.
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Jeffro Philosophy:
Sober man fight to stay standing in strong wind; strong wind knock sober man down.
Drunk man bend, sway and stagger in strong wind; strong wind cannot hurt drunk man.
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Jeffro Reality:
Drunk Jeffro dragged across gravel lot by hurricane; chunk of Jeffro flesh removed from right forearm.
Jeffro will be selling this *authentic* hurricane wound as soon as the scab is ready to peel. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. For an additional fee the peel may be expedited.
Purchase of these skin cells does *not* entitle purchaser to clone Jeffro. The Jeffro population is already at critical mass.
Posted by: jeffro at September 8, 2004 03:50 PM