I met Bob Saget once. He was standing over me for several minutes before I finally looked up and saw him, at first without recognition. I looked away, then looked back and my eyes finally focused (or maybe it was my brain that focused). He immediately stuck out his hand and said, "Hi, I'm Bob". And you know, that's exactly the way I always pictured meeting the Lord. Except I always thought i would meet Him after jumping in front of a bullet to save Hillary Duff's life. So it was kind of anticlimactic, really.